Friday, March 21, 2008.
Hello!!! there are some of the nice photos i took at ethel's b'day party! ya la very slow to post them but considering that i am not IT savy well... not too bad. ethel and christine u two very very chio! and ohh myy look! feast ur eyes on the delicious food! that is only part of the food there! still got loads more and pizza too but i was not too hungry awww! corny corn!
here are some corny corn jokes we made:
1) Where can you buy corn?
In a convenience store.
2) Where in the convenience store can you find the corn?
In the corner.
3) Where in the sushi bar can you find the corn?
On the conveyor belt.
4) Where do corns live?
In condominiums.
5) Why is the corn’s hair so smooth?
Coz it uses conditioner.
6) Why do you believe corn?
Coz they’re convincing.
7) What ice-cream does corn like to eat?
Cornetto.
8) What is the coolest corn?
Air-con.
9) What type of government does the corn have?
Constitutional Monarchy.
10) What post does the corn have in the army?
Commando.
11) Why does the corn keep going to the toilet?
Coz it has constipation.
12) Why do people like corn?
Coz their considerate.
13) Why do the corns know each other so well?
Coz they communicate.
14) Why is the corn so blur?
Coz it is confused.
15) What does corn wear to improve its vision?
Contact lenses.
16) Why does the corn like Asia but not Singapore?
Coz it likes continents.
17) Why are corns so good at IT?
Coz they use computers.
18) Why does everyone ask corn questions?
Coz they are consultants.
19) Where do corns put their food?
In containers.
20) Why is the corn so small and dense?
Coz it’s compressed.
21) Why are corn always in deep thoughts?
Coz they’re complex.
22) Why is the corn in jail?
Coz it got convicted.
23) Why do corn meddle into other people’s affairs?
Coz they are concerned.
24) Why do people laugh at the corn?
Coz it’s a comedian.
25) Why do corns do well in exams?
Coz they concentrate.
Any Corntributions?
add on pls JOELLE LIM SZE MIN yay!!!
Hello!!! there are some of the nice photos i took at ethel's b'day party! ya la very slow to post them but considering that i am not IT savy well... not too bad. ethel and christine u two very very chio! and ohh myy look! feast ur eyes on the delicious food! that is only part of the food there! still got loads more and pizza too but i was not too hungry awww! corny corn!